Holy fondant, batman! This amazing rendition of A Clockwork Orange won best dessert that could be mistaken for a book (or movie poster for that matter). Great psycho-candy-color-job, Rachel LaBozetta. As you can tell, folks could not wait to dig into that cake!
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
"Queen Elizabeth II invented the internet and just declared war on Japan! Japan is fighting back with bio-enginered yellow mice that shoot electricity out of their cheeks but Queen Elizabeth is riding into battle wearing a chain mail bikini! Did I mention Queen Liz is 27 years old and has long beautiful hair and tits the size of melons?"
Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control