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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
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queenofthedandelions sent: I was reading a fanfic, and the penis was called "a dingily doo flytrap penetrator"

wtffanfiction:

that is one of the most creative ones ive ever seen

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deadsmondmiles:

sherlockedat221bbakerstreet:

Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whisperes* Johnlock

*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your fetishized fictional couple

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(Source: futuramascreencaps)

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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#homestuck

zombiepineapples:

godheadcomplex:

sprightlyvigilante replied to your post:

everyone but gamzee would have been great moirails with karkat

jack noir fucking stabbed karkat but he still wouldve made a better moirail than gamzee

image

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#free!
#free! iwatobi swim club
#free! eternal summer
#swimming anime

Finally getting caught up with Free!. I almost forgot how gloriously hammy and over-the-top this show is.

God I’ve missed it.

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effington:

Give me the bloggers booth please

effington:

Give me the bloggers booth please

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scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.